taking a shower

Towards people over Skype or some other verbal communication online, generally meant to be fapping or meant as an excuse for something else. Similar to "walking the dog" or "going to the bathroom".

Guys, I'm going to start taking a shower
Okay.

by TheBigBoyB January 25, 2015

Shower Thoughts

Cool thoughts that people think of in the shower. Like "the only time incorrectly isn't spelled incorrectly is if it's spelled incorrectly." :)

Those Shower Thoughts are cool!

by CharjabugGD March 11, 2017

Poop shower

When a person runs out of toilet paper in the bathroom and has to take a shower as a result

Roommate 1: Hey JC, we have any toilet paper left? or paper towels, ANYTHING?!?!
Roommate 2: Nope sry.
Roommate 1: guess I have to take a poop shower :-/

by MR. DNICK@CHEECK June 27, 2010

Shower prisoner

Trapping your shower partner by blocking the shower door after expelling a death fart.

I was often a shower prisoner after she farted and blocked the shower door.

by Buck naked May 29, 2017

cyclist's shower

When you're on your push bike and the car in front washes their windscreen and you get covered in screen wash.

I got a lovely cyclist's shower on the way into work this morning

by mikestreety September 19, 2017

Cabin Shower

Applying perfume, deodorant or body spray in place of taking a shower when the time and/or resources required for an actual shower are not available.

Coined and most commonly used by people living out in rural areas where either a.) running water in a house or cabin is not common or b.) one's job or community does not demand a daily shower.

Also can be used to describe the fragrant product itself.

"Dude, I totally took a cabin shower tonight because I was running so late!"

At the grocery store:
"I just need to grab some cabin shower, hang on."

by PlayaLove July 26, 2009

Shower Text

A text message sent just before a shower in hopes of returning to a response, only to be disappointed.

Brandy: "Heyyy"
You sending the Shower Text: "Hey, whats up?"
Place your phone down and fantasize about her response for 15 minutes in the shower – then return to no reply.

by Oreolization May 13, 2018