Selfie

The act of jerking off to pictures of yourself or a mirror.

I saw Dave walk into the bathroom an hour ago with nothing but a shaving mirror, I think he's pulling a selfie.

by datboimang April 7, 2017

Selfie roadhead

Jerking off while driving

Man I was so bored on my drive that I gave myself some selfie roadhead.

by Molotov13 August 3, 2016

Selfie kink

People who love receiving selfies at night

Alistair defo has a selfie kink

by Rattus5 November 8, 2021

Mumbai Selfie

The act of taking a selfie while engaged in something that results in your own death. Doing something so utterly careless, stupid, and devoid of common sense that the government has to create a law to outlaw it.

You see George over their taking a selfie on the railroad tracks? Yeah, he's about to get a Mumbai Selfie.

by agenttexx December 28, 2018

Selfie

Someone who is selfish or makes selfish decisions in a group. This is a noun not a verb.

Alex is such a selfie, he wants us all to go downtown just cause his girl is there.

by Zakake June 20, 2020

Selfie

You're a selfish person, but look like a fish (but in a cute way)

Wow, Kearston, have you ever gotten that you're a Selfie?

by get_offmydict123 February 9, 2022

Vampire Selfie

A person who does not take a selfie or participate in a group selfie unless invited in

Omg, Stacy is such a vampire selfie person

by RamanFox August 9, 2018