R.u.e.f.s

Rampant Uncontrollable and Extremely Frequent Stiffie

The kind a 15 year old boy gets at cheer leading camp, he just cant help it,

Guy 1: Man i had the R.u.e.f.s so bad in yoga the other day. Those chicks in the tight spandex pants man! Whew, barely got out of there alive.

Guy 2: Yoga? What a homo...

by Josef Mac Ice Master November 28, 2007

R.U.T.T.S.

R.U.T.T.S. .......... Republicans Unable To Think Syndrome

That person must have R.U.T.T.S. as they are only able to repeat Fox News sound bites of the latest conservative propaganda, when will he learn to think for himself.

by Chicagodave November 4, 2015

q.w.e.r.t.y.u.i.o.p.a.s.d.f.g.h.j.k.l.z.x.c.v.b.n.m

q.w.e.r.t.y.u.i.o.p.a.s.d.f.g.h.j.k.l.z.x.c.v.b.n.m is when you are so magnificently bored that you have gone through every possible combination of typing every letter on your keyboard in a pattern, so you resort to putting periods between every word. Trust me, I am in this deep right now a the point where I am creating my own new word. You can do better than me. Seek help now if possible.

i copied and pasted q.w.e.r.t.y.u.i.o.p.a.s.d.f.g.h.j.k.l.z.x.c.v.b.n.m here because i did not want to type it out again!

by A Truth July 27, 2019

esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p [ ] \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl

This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,

Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes

by hytredfghjkllo June 6, 2023

F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Friends is a Gritty documentary that follows six drug dealers as they try and survive in the city of Hong Kong. Staring chindlor bong, chu, racael, rose, phobos 1 and harmonica.

-Hey, do you wanna watch f.r.i.e.n.d.s?
-no

by yellowlancerevov March 5, 2020

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

when you've already searched up qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and your about to die from being the god of boredom you type a space in between the letters to try and save yourself from boredness

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

by Big Chungus is alive June 22, 2020

S.Q.U.I.R.T.

S.Q.U.I.R.T.S is also known as Super Quick Uncontrollable Intense Rectal Turd Splat. This disease was first found in a man with the name we can't disclose due to . It starts with the destruction of the lower bowels, more particularly the rectum.

Symptoms: Death

The disease is currently being fought against through the organization F.U.N.K.A.S.S. (Foundation for the Understanding of New Knowledge About SQUIRTS Sufferers).

F.U.N.K.A.S.S. is also known as the S.Q.U.I.R.T.S defence council.

Drew Aneck was the second person to receive the disease known as S.Q.U.I.R.T.S.

by F.U.N.K.A.S.S. February 23, 2011