A particularly hot guy. Some assume he is gay but pray he isnt because they get boners when they think of him or see him and they ALL want to fuck him.
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"Is that the door? We're too busy playing FIFA, just rubber it"
"I was trying to phone Davie earlier on to find out about those pills for Friday, but the cunt's rubbering his phone"
"I was trying to phone Davie earlier on to find out about those pills for Friday, but the cunt's rubbering his phone"
by sengabus August 31, 2006
Get the rubber mug.(expletive) Any thing (esp a male person) deemed to be vaguely useless, lacking real quality or consistency, or just plain old usefullness. Used as an amplification on the well worn 'cunt' insult. Possibly more insulting.
(1) My slowest PC is a useless Rubber Cunt of a thing.
(2) The rubber cunt that opens the fucking newsagent didnt show and I spent an hour in the fucked out rain waiting for him.
(2) The rubber cunt that opens the fucking newsagent didnt show and I spent an hour in the fucked out rain waiting for him.
by MuttShaw October 26, 2005
Get the rubber cunt mug.When you put a shot of alcohol into a rubber chicken, then you proceed to take the shot from the chicken. Originally you would act out a play with the another person and give or receive a rubber chicken shot.
When Tracey Binghum and Chyna Doll were doing a rubber chicken shot Tracey acted like she was chienese. She said "I come from China. I heard that, in America, you can get ru-bber chi-cken shot." Then she was given the rubber chicken shot.
by RickyNewJerseyISAWESOME November 12, 2007
Get the Rubber Chicken Shot mug.Rolled up or folded bills so fat they require a rubberband to secure them. Wallets and money clips are too small.
"Ain't never ever gotta go in your wallet / long as I got rubberband banks in my pocket"
-She never has to pay, he's got the cash to take care of everything.
-She never has to pay, he's got the cash to take care of everything.
by liveithappy July 21, 2010
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