Blynd Rooster

A shitty white band that was scared to advertise rooster dick and sounds worse than axle rose

Wow blynd rooster is such a shitty band

by Asf6903 May 4, 2019

Roosters to Crickets

Go hard from Sun up to sundown

Give it your all from Roosters to Crickets today!

by Hell2pay! September 24, 2014

Nasty Rooster

Hangin' ballskin over your old lady's nose. Followed by the proclamation, "Cockle doodle-doo!" Usually designated for men with loose nuts.

"Lay down bitch, the Nasty Rooster is comin' in.

by Patio Of Ideas October 2, 2012

Roostering

(v) ˈru stərɪŋ

1a. To stay up until dawn
1b. To stay up until dawn because you were partying

2. the act of being a rooster/chicken

3. to embody the wisdom / traits of a rooster/chicken

I was roostering I had this gumbo I had to finish for thanksgiving. (Turkey is not to be confused with roosters/chickens; Turkey is a distinct species)

I seen the dood he was up at 7am, I know his (chicken) ass is Roostering

by joogness May 2, 2022

Rooster bite

When you having some hot horny sex and the girl bites your sac

Holy fuck, stop rooster bite me, bitch

by Yeuhwhwbwbeve bewogenen April 19, 2024

Rooster Booster

Another terminology referring to the simple male enhancement pill that'll keep it thick. That'll keep it real. That'll keep it Real Thick.

Craig: Hey Shane, be careful wearing that outfit.
Shane: What outfit?
Craig: Hell ya. Your Waipio short shorts.
Shane: My Davey Dukes?
Craig: Yep.
Shane: No shit....?
Craig: Yep. Like a Pocket Rocket, but a Rooster Booster that'll blow out your German war helmet making it look like an inverted mushroom cloud.
Shane: Kaboom ladies.

by craigbird1968 October 30, 2020

Roger Rooster

A self pleasuring position that erupted in the late 1980's in the town of Rouleau, Saskatchewan where Mr. Roger Flender grew up. Roger, among other extra curricular activities, had a fetish for roosters. He grew so attached to the animal that he wanted to further his love by mimicking their style for pleasure. The position has 4 steps: (Note, this will only work for males)

1. Push your stiff boner between your legs so that it is pointing directly behind you.

2. Close your legs, holding your boner in this position.

3. Keeping your legs together, bend down slowly so that the tip of your boner pushes through the gap just above your ankles depending on the length of your boner.

4. Then with the help of your favorite lube, continue to pleasure the tip of your penis by pushing it in and out of the gap above your ankles.

* Shave the part of your legs where your boner touches for added smoothness/pleasure.

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by Gilbert Brandon October 8, 2011