Brian: Man, Dick, you sure seemed nervous around Molly.
Dick: Yea, i really was Max Richarding it, wasn't I.
Dick: Yea, i really was Max Richarding it, wasn't I.
by thrid_wheel_on_a_unicycle February 14, 2010
Get the Max Richarding itmug. Richard Fitswell is an alias that people with a micro penis refer to themselves as. Usually a compensating for the small member they were born with. His body kept growing but his dick never did. These people are manipulative, abusive, and tend to bully others or cause problems for anyone they are in contact with.
Porn Director: what have you decided on for a porn name?
Keith: I want the world to call me Richard Fitswell!
Porn Director: *laughs* I suppose you could fit well in everything with a 2 inch chop like the one you got.
Keith: *sobs* fuck you then. I don’t really want to fuck a pussy anyways. I thought this was a Twink porn interview. Would you happen to be into trading football cards?
Porn Director: get the fuck outta my office!
Keith: I want the world to call me Richard Fitswell!
Porn Director: *laughs* I suppose you could fit well in everything with a 2 inch chop like the one you got.
Keith: *sobs* fuck you then. I don’t really want to fuck a pussy anyways. I thought this was a Twink porn interview. Would you happen to be into trading football cards?
Porn Director: get the fuck outta my office!
by TwiztedSnowman January 7, 2022
Get the Richard Fitswellmug. Richard Pooner: Aussie slang by Australian patriotic backyard beer drinkin metal band "DEAD KELLY", to describe going to the pub to have a schooner or 10...
by Richard Pooner May 24, 2013
Get the Richard Poonermug. Jessie richards is the most lengest & sexiest girl you will EVER meet. She is kind, and encouraging but if you get on her bad side she can easily make you disabled just with one punch. Never piss off jessie richards or you will feel the menacing pain.
1: heyy, isnt that Jessie richards?
2: dont disrespect her like that, its Jessie lingard!
1: uhhh… why???
2: because she has MAD tekkers in football!!?!?!
1: holy shit! And shes hot, shes a package!!
2:stfu
*they start fighting for her*
Jessie richards: typical simps
2: dont disrespect her like that, its Jessie lingard!
1: uhhh… why???
2: because she has MAD tekkers in football!!?!?!
1: holy shit! And shes hot, shes a package!!
2:stfu
*they start fighting for her*
Jessie richards: typical simps
by Kourtneylovesyou<3 April 18, 2022
Get the Jessie richardsmug. by Bigped July 22, 2023
Get the Skiddy Richardmug. A street in Shippensburg that is known for crazy parties any day of the week, cops favorite place to catch people, free hot dogs, pong tables as lawn ornaments, tanning on roofs, toga parties.
by tomboy0946 November 25, 2010
Get the Richard Avenuemug. by Bowtechfuel69 June 24, 2018
Get the Pulled a Richardmug.