Retarded Cursor

When the cursor on your computer starts moving erratically by itself and clicking randomly, usually after visiting porn sites and getting an ETD.

Retarded Cursor

Damnit, now my computer cursor is fucking retarded, I should have worn an electronic condom after visiting that porn site yesterday

by PseudoNympho666 July 17, 2010

Retarded

To be slow(mentally). In other words, to be slowly processed in your mind.

Your not retarded, stop acting like it!

by HelloXD August 8, 2016

Retarded Emo

saying things like lets kill myself or trying to slit the wrong side of your wrist with a pencil. Fuck you Tyson

Are you some kind of retarded emo

by Gamer420XD January 24, 2019

retarded

An adjective used to describe someone who is below average in intelligence.

"That person over there(Victoria) is so retarded

by sde4kiawdngdanwdukliai June 25, 2021

retarded

That one particular word that will get a LOT of SJWs angry beyond comprehension.

Me: "bruh that's just retarded"
SJW: "so you have chosen death"

by Someone32143214 February 13, 2022

Boyfriend Retardation

Men who just don't know how to treat a girl. Even when they watch movies with gentlemen who treat there ladies like queens they don't get it. EVEN actors who play the gentlemen suffer from this condition!

Sandra:"Ben affleck is such a player, but the movies portray him so much better"
Sam:"I know, maybe he has boyfriend retardation,i mean you would think he would get it since he plays the romantic part?"

by Sa5mmytoldme December 25, 2010

Relationship Retarded

when someone is so new to a relationship they don't know what the fuck to do

The bitch is so relationship retarded she told my mom she was ugly when she met her.

by Name123456789 December 20, 2014