Religion

a group or person who have/has a minumum of 2000 followers. So to begin with, Christianity was a load of bollocks.

in my religion, all shirts shall be untucked.

by Tom Reeves June 14, 2003

True Religion Jeans

Gaudy, shit quality jeans that everyone seems to like and wear, in absolute defiance of common sense and style. Has disgusting stitching and back pocket designs.

Those True Religion Jeans look retarded! Why would you want them when you could get some Studio D'Artisans, Dior Homme, or APCs?

by DukeOfOrange July 13, 2009

Religion

What we thought before we discovered what mental illness is.

Person 1 - A bush talked to me.
Person 2 - Really a bush talked to you, what did it say? Let's live's our life based on what the bush said.

You stupid fucking cunts.

Religion

by Deadwill54 September 16, 2012

Religion

The result of one massive game of broken telephone.

"Religion is the very face of weakness."

by Misfate December 12, 2009

religion

Only brings war, when in fact god is just an imagination created by pathetic humans.

What you are a jew... go to hell!

by gameking10050 October 18, 2003

religion

Cause of all chaos in the world. I blame religion for causing all the wars. See bullshit

I listened to "God" and I ended up donating $10,000 to a bullshit cause.

by iono December 3, 2004

Religion

Religion: The classification of large scale communicable diseases that tends to affect people in the IQ range between 1 - 69 (rare cases exist in which it can propagate in minds above 69 IQ). The symptoms are classified by a widespread grandiose delusion, psychosis (losing the ability to differentiate what is real and not), unwarranted hostility, social isolation, megalomania, and often violence.

We all have the cure its just a matter of it being widely available, currently a vaccine(intelligence) is in production but it seems we will have a lifelong pandemic to account for.

We can only hope that the vaccine doesn't run out before a resurgence of this pathogen...

"Insert any religion" throughout time has had the unfortunate side-effect to turn countrymen against one another, nations against each other, and even has the ability to tear families apart.

by The Voice of Reason and Logic January 18, 2012