by -x-x-x- May 06, 2015
A red area at the tip of Bagel Sniffers nose. Develops
after repeated bagel sniffings. Often made worse by
presence of salt, poppy seeds, and even onions.
Sometimes goes unnoticed due to brown nose condition.
Furthermore, if bagel sniffer finds any pastries, bagel
rash may also become encrusted in chocolate, sugar glaze,
or cinnamon.
Encrustation around bagel rash will often end up on bagel
sniffers right index finger for these reasons:
- he picks his nose.
- he repeatedly employs the nose goes method of task avoidance.
- he does not want the free food particles to go to waste.
after repeated bagel sniffings. Often made worse by
presence of salt, poppy seeds, and even onions.
Sometimes goes unnoticed due to brown nose condition.
Furthermore, if bagel sniffer finds any pastries, bagel
rash may also become encrusted in chocolate, sugar glaze,
or cinnamon.
Encrustation around bagel rash will often end up on bagel
sniffers right index finger for these reasons:
- he picks his nose.
- he repeatedly employs the nose goes method of task avoidance.
- he does not want the free food particles to go to waste.
person 1: I’m having trouble downloading the software.
person 2: Your supposed to call bagel sniffer down to help you.
person 1: No way, it’s Friday, he’s got a terrible bagel rash today.
person 2: Oh my god, I thought that was a clump of dried mucus.
person 2: Yeah, that dumb ass will only make things worse anyways.
person 1: Don’t take my lines god damn it.
person 2: Ok, I’m sorry.
person 2: Your supposed to call bagel sniffer down to help you.
person 1: No way, it’s Friday, he’s got a terrible bagel rash today.
person 2: Oh my god, I thought that was a clump of dried mucus.
person 2: Yeah, that dumb ass will only make things worse anyways.
person 1: Don’t take my lines god damn it.
person 2: Ok, I’m sorry.
by AlexTheNewGuy July 25, 2008
A rash like irritation that can form on a man's inner leg regions. This irritation formulates due to the man ejaculating semen and allowing it to pool in their inner thigh region, thereby causing irritation as they walk around due to the moist environment and friction.
The irritation or "Cum Rash" clears away after a shower to remove bacteria and adequate drying of the area.
This should not be confused for Semen Allergies.
The irritation or "Cum Rash" clears away after a shower to remove bacteria and adequate drying of the area.
This should not be confused for Semen Allergies.
by PixelDog December 28, 2023
by ert23ddacd July 23, 2018
When you are masturbating for an extended period of time with any lubricants, developing either a rash or lacerations around and on your crotch
Dam I cant walk straight cause last night I was sent some hot nudes and jacked off all night! Even though I had no lube! Now I got a RUB RASH!
by LatelyDrowsy January 18, 2018
by Oklahoma cowboy May 27, 2018
When you wake up after a hard night of RAW fucking and your genital area is covered with poison ivy and dots the size of cherries, watermelons, golfballs, baseballs, basketballs, grapefruit, raisins, or guitars.
by carrie jackson May 15, 2018