Randy

The guy who thinks he’s hard and the best at everything, but in reality he has no friends.

Randy’s coming last in the race again. No wonder he has no friends.

by Stalker_99 June 29, 2018

Big Dick Randy

Big DIck Randy is a man who is extremely attractive and with a large Penis as the name says.

"Oh my God Big Dick Randy is sooo Hot"

by Lazy2runwithscissors October 24, 2023

Randy Orton's Ears

A Pro Wrestler who is the future of the WWE, Has rather nice looking ears that everyone looks forward to while watching RAW.

An example of Randy Orton's Ears go as follow.

Person #1: like zomgz did you see Randy Ortonz ears last night on RAW?

Person #2: Like ya man it was just so fucking awesome i was almost hard in my pants when i seen them!1111!!!1!ZOMGZROFLLMAO

Person #1: Ya ditto it was just like so fucking awzome!11111

by OrtonzEarsinCrossfadeZOMGZ February 27, 2008

randy

n. mentally retarded child.
adj. stupid, retarded

Man, that kid is randy.

by Ralexmonster January 22, 2011

randy

Someone who is over 18 and is sexually attracted to younger children; pedophile...

Randy is going to be a pedophile next year, he's going out with a younger person.

by marissalovesrandy<3 April 23, 2008

randy

a shorter way to say random, coincidental, unexpected

ayee ernest that message was hella randy.

by ernestcapalla August 25, 2007

randy

a ghostly duck.
someone who doesn't have internet and nothing better to do so he jacks off in his closet, then when someone walks in he says there was a ghost, and he left his ectoplasm all over the walls.

josh:"randy wtf have you been doing in here?!"

randy"it was a ghost, i swear! And he left his ectoplasm!"

by ?!?! May 8, 2008