by @HesFromPhilly December 16, 2012
Get the Rapped out mug.1) Extremely painful shit. A very painful dump. A long and painful act on the toilette. Generally caused by lack of fibre and waiting too long to shit. A shit which may require assistance, either medically, or with a rigid spoon-like excavation tool.
2) A term used amongst well known friends, and best not used just anywhere.
2) A term used amongst well known friends, and best not used just anywhere.
1) Scott: "What took you so long in my washroom guy, there aren't any magazines in there when you come over!"
Max: "Duuuude, I couldn't go, I was squirming and standing on my fucking toes squeezing and writhing in agony. It was like I was giving a shit birth. I had a serious ass ripper!!"
Scott: "AW fuck man, not again, I had to replace my toilette last time you used it!!!! Why don't you just go straight to the fucking sewage plant guy and hang over the septic pool before you come to visit!!"
2) Best not used location example-
Max: "I would like to toast the bride whom I have had some special moments with before today - especially last night - I digress, firstly I would like to apologize for my scratchy throat, I spent the last 5 minutes screaming in the can forcing out an extreme ass ripper!"
Max: "Duuuude, I couldn't go, I was squirming and standing on my fucking toes squeezing and writhing in agony. It was like I was giving a shit birth. I had a serious ass ripper!!"
Scott: "AW fuck man, not again, I had to replace my toilette last time you used it!!!! Why don't you just go straight to the fucking sewage plant guy and hang over the septic pool before you come to visit!!"
2) Best not used location example-
Max: "I would like to toast the bride whom I have had some special moments with before today - especially last night - I digress, firstly I would like to apologize for my scratchy throat, I spent the last 5 minutes screaming in the can forcing out an extreme ass ripper!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
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Get the raper mug.That guy who keeps trying to sneak a finger in your ass every time you have sex. (YES WE NOTICE AND WE STILL DON'T LIKE IT).
My ex-boyfriend told me to stop being a Ruppersberger because I kept on trying to trying to stick my finger up his ass when we had sex.
by Dick Ruppersberger January 15, 2015
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by bobned2 May 6, 2018
Get the Ripperoni mug.This is an unfortunate happening when you are receiving a blowjob from a chick that has braces and the metal rips the skin- hence a 'pecker ripper'
--Johnny is getting his cock sucked by a piece of jailbait
Johnny - Woah you are really good, the metal is an extra bonus!
chick - Mmmfff..
Johnny - Wait it's getting caught on metal.. AUGGHHH!!
hospital nurse - I guess Johnny got a pecker ripper
pulls out a bloody dick
Johnny - Woah you are really good, the metal is an extra bonus!
chick - Mmmfff..
Johnny - Wait it's getting caught on metal.. AUGGHHH!!
hospital nurse - I guess Johnny got a pecker ripper
pulls out a bloody dick
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