orangutan queef

when a very hairy woman farts out of her pussy

dude... I was having sex and Stephanie did an orangutan queef

by yoyungsu123 February 2, 2022

Queef Jerky

Large dry vaginal lips

I went down on my girlfriend and her queef jerky scraped my chin raw

by C.j. Low July 1, 2018

Queef of relief

The sound a woman's lady bits make after a long day of being suffocated in tight jeans.

Nothing compares to coming home, de-pantsing and letting out a good queef of relief.

by Appyloucifer October 12, 2016

Queefs and skittles

A unique synonym for the saying "shits and giggles"

See shits and giggles for a definition.

I shit in the upper deck of my roommates toilet just for queefs and skittles.

by Naggers69 August 11, 2010

European Queef

A European Queef is where a female queefs into a male's stretched asshole.

Martha let European Queefed into Mark's asshole last night.

by THE LURRRR!! May 22, 2011

queef wagon

Is simply anything that is a piece of shit and useless.

That car over there is a queef wagon.

by Kg212013 January 1, 2017

Up-Queef

The part of a Queef that happens immediately after the queef has released and the vaginal cavity is closing back up, which can result in the sucking up of underwear or clothing. Which can even result in cameltoe.

"A Queef feels good. Tickles even. If it weren't for up-Queef I'd be doing it everyday."
queefvaginacameltoecameltoecamel toe

by Glenn Giron September 18, 2011