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Louisiana Purchase

the act of a male hot gluing pennies onto his penis, then proceeding to ram a girl in the ass. While doing so, the male then sets her hair on fire, throws her out a the window of a four story building, severely injuring her, then steeling her tv.
Jake: "i gave this chick a Louisiana purchase the other day. My dick still hurts but the tv was worth it."

Jack: "Very nice!"
by jdubs9486 March 3, 2010
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Pure Whore

A virginal woman, who insists on acting like a whore despite their purity. Basicly, a virgin who fools others... often the men she hangs out with. Meant to Rhyme.
Guy 1:Man, Angela has sure been hanging around the wrestling team alot lately. If you ask me, I think she's slept with them.

Guy2:I doubt it... shes a virgin. And says she will stay one till shes married.

Guy: How dumb... well... she's a pure whore, nonetheless.
by Rattlesnake316 December 7, 2006
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Function: Verb
Etymology: Dervied from the everyday importance of the lavatory bowl and it's material.

1. To defecate or vomit profusely as if one is praying and in need of dire religous help. (syn: Praying at the Porcelain Goddess)
Don't ever eat at KFC unless you need to be praying at the Porcelain Altar.
by The Amazing Anonymous One July 11, 2004
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punce off

a term mostly used in london, though also found in certain areas of kent. a more casual, less offensive way of cursing ones bad luck.
'sam the bar's closed'

'oh punce off'
by actualwhore April 26, 2006
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pure scottish mun

translated :

scottish man that was born and bread in scotland
person 1 : look at that guy wearing a kilt!

person 2: he's pure scottish mun
by Caitlin Sykes December 23, 2008
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Pure Justice

Pure Justice is about doing something that is right for everyone.
One guy molests a child, so the government should perform "Pure Justice" and lock them up for life or kill him.
by NarutoU May 9, 2010
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PURE PERFECTION

"Alejandra is perfect, yes she is. I mean like seriously!

"Shes so beautiful, pretty and shes so kind and sweet!"
"She is just.......Pure Perfection."
by vince...... December 31, 2021
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