Problimedes

The great 21st Century problem solver.
Problimedes is a direct descendant of Archimedes.

Anyone can become Problimedes by solving a problem then declaring, "I am Problimedes".

"Ok, ok so it still doesn't work?"
"Hmm, what's changed?"
"The batteries are different!!"
"Try it without the batteries!"
"Eureka! It works!"
"I AM Problimedes!"

by Problimedes February 8, 2008

Problem Hole

A part of the body that when hit unexpectedly can cause great pain to the reciever, located aroundd the stomach area

"ah shit, you just cuaght me right in the Problem Hole"

by fresh chip September 28, 2009

Problem loading page

The Firefox version of Internet Explorer cannot display the webpage, which means that it is the most annoying page you'll ever see while using Mozilla Firefox.

Typing in www.kayak.com...need to find a decent airfare...Problem loading page...WTF!?!?!

by NHRHS2010 June 20, 2011

pooing problem

Urban phrase for a person (usually not a child or a senior citizen) who inadvertently poos their pants on a regular basis.

Not to be confused with farty marty

Yo. I think that Matt Margolis has a pooing problem. Man. Look at that big brown stain on his bastedo pants. It's startin' to drip on the floor. That ain't w00t at all.

One day, Farty Marty let one rip hard and a few months later he had a pooing problem.

by fifteen minutes September 10, 2004

dental problems

Did you look this up to find something funny?Well fuck you!Floss your teeth bitch.

Guy:"Hey I have dental problems."
Me:"Fuck you bitch"."your not getting no fucking jokes!"

by aFAtBoiGetsAChocoLateMuffin October 29, 2018

fake stuttering problem

someone who talks over people in a stutter tone purposely.

i have a fake stuttering problem.

by nobody else here April 23, 2017

First World Problem

When you get doxxed on fetlife and you have to delete your Facebook account to keep people from knowing you like BDSM

TheTexasTwatwaffle’s first world problem is she had to deactivate her Facebook account after MikeDoesAsShe’sTold revealed her name and employment on a kink site.

by George Page-69 July 6, 2018