Pretendo 69

Terminology apparently used by Sony 'trollls' during the late 1990's as an insult to the Nintendo 64.

The Pretendo 69 is total ass, it ain't got shit on the Playstation!

Joe: "In response to all the the Sony trollls who call the Nintendo 64 the Pretendo 69, I urge everyone who's sick of this to refer to the Sony Playstation as the Phony Playshitstation

by TractorJacked November 5, 2022

omni presence

the greatest garage band of all time...keith-guitar, tom-bass,david-drums,vocals

omni-presence is the state of being everywhere at the same time

by z-dog December 22, 2003

Kicking a ball and pretending to be hurt

the shittiest episode of any show ever!

Guy 1: Did you watch "Kicking a ball and pretending to be hurt"
Guy 2: No, that shits ass.

by azBowls January 6, 2021

November 9- Give your friend a present

Today is the day you have to send your friend a present that they ask/choose.

"I want a laptop on november 9th because its November 9- Give your friend a present. :D"....."No. Die"

by Katylen November 8, 2021

We gone have to reschedule. My presence is required elsewhere tomorrow

Sorry buddy I’m a flaky mcflakeflake but like we still homies.

Me: football tomorrow

Rickey: Fasho

…
Rickey: We gone have to reschedule. My presence is required elsewhere tomorrow

by ARealNiqqa October 16, 2021

dick present

when you give someone your dick for a present

hey brenda, will you have my dick present for christmas?

by billy piaseki July 24, 2008

Pretendo

1. Commonly coined term used by jealous idiots who got stuck with a useless system that has pretty shitty games, aka Playstation ...

2. Another Term for Playstation, the game console which pretends to be better than Nintendo ... thus, Pretendo!

1. "LOL!!!!1111one D00d, like Pretendo sux cuz everyone has one except for me and all that I can play now is 'FF 654: Why cant we all just die already?' ... fuck ..."

2. "I feel srry for you, being stuck with a Pretendo ... get a Gamecube ..."

by PSisTEHsuxxors February 23, 2004