Pre-Louisianan

Someone who is from between West Mississippi, especially Southwest Mississippi, which borders east of Louisiana

"Oh i'm a Pre-Louisianan, Born and raised in McComb, MS."

by hilbillyhoodbooger November 7, 2019

pre-antagonist

1. Somebody who used to be the antagonist of a game, movie, etc.
2. You misspelled Prantagonist.
OR
A word that I probably just made right now at midnight.

Guy 1: "Did you hear that character in game used to be an antagonist?"
Guy 2: "So he's a pre-antagonist. right."
OR
Guy 1: "You know that character from game is a preantagonist."
Guy 2: "You mean Prantagonist, right?"
Guy 1: "Yes."

by Jabrinski May 29, 2020

pre cum wisdom

When one realizes right before they cum that they person they are having sex with is no longer attractive, opposite of post nut clarity.

John “Dude I was having sex with this girl and right before I nutted I realized she was ugly as fuck”
Jerry “You got that pre cum wisdom dude.”

by Bone_Boi January 29, 2021

pre tip

The art of tipping the wait staff to receive better service or better seats in a restaurant

Watch James pre tip, he always receives the best seat in the house.

by ThirdB February 11, 2021

Pre 4

A "Pre 4" is someone who without self-respect wants to go to bed before 4:00. a.m. As a result of committing the sin of going to bed too early, the "Pre 4" is banned from participating in all feta saker and can never be described as particularly clean again... ever.

- Are you a Pre 4 or a Post 4?
- Post 4 såklart, I would never dare to be anything else!
- Good.
- Yeah, annars då?

by ExcessCaffeineConsumption April 8, 2021

Pre-Heaven Vaccination

When the number of times centenarians are encouraged to get vaccinated and boosted within a certain time frame is based on the sum of the digits of their age (not exceeding half a dozen jabs) in order to prolong their longevity on this side of eternity—for instance, a 102-year-old person would be jabbed at least three times, compared to a 103-year-old folk who would be shot no less than four times.

A nursing home has three senior residents aged 102, 103, and 104, respectively. Based on pre-heaven vaccination guidelines, what is the least number of shots the trio are expected to receive in due course?

by Covido February 4, 2022

Pre Nut Haze

The delusions of grandeur experienced whilst horny, often leading to poor decisions.

Barry: I must've had Pre Nut Haze last night to want to go back with that girl.
Larry: Did post nut clarity hit you hard?

by DopeVision April 5, 2022