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Postmodernism

A brand new definition entered on this website full of obsequious obscenities, rascism and buffoonery meant to stroke one’s ego until a substantial number of thumbs down replies tears at the very fabric of one’s well being.
Boy, that last Postmodernism post didn’t have a single shit, fuck, piss, dick, cunt or cauliflower in it. I’m gonna rip them a new asshole with a thumbs down!
by Phil Logenist March 12, 2019
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Posturing

When you sell a huge deal and then start lobbying to give freebies like you were the fucking Goodwill
I'm posturing after I sold a deal for 98k, give James a huge account when he's already taken care of
by TheLLTruth April 17, 2009
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possum

the vagina of a female
tori said "don't be such a possum",we she told her cousin anthony to do a dare.
by toriiscoolllllll August 25, 2008
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pants possum

to slide a finger down the visible buttcrack of the offending partyawesome possum
she leaned so far forward you could see half her ass! so i slid a finger down that crack while telling with an "awsome possum, in the pants possum!"
by jimmyneutron May 10, 2006
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Awesome possum

Thats An awesome possum guitar dude!!!
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Postmodern cultural Marxism

When some ignorant people wanted to criticize an idea but with no understanding of the issue and no strong counterargument, they end up using some ambiguous terms to label the idea they dislike.
Apparently she does not like this proposal, but except for talking some postmodern cultural Marxism, she really does not know how to persuade other people to agree with her.
by readbeforeusay July 3, 2019
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postman

Noun:

1) A term derived from the song "Postman," by Living Colour. The song portrays an individual who feels as if humanity, even the objects and creatures who get in his way, are torturing him with sin and monotony, and are disobeying their creator, almight God. He becomes a messanger of God's wrath and destroys humanity, a happening which is implied in the song, but never actually stated. The character portrayed in the song may actually be a postman-- which would lead one tto believe that this song is about a historical event, the mass slayings commited by psychopathing postmen-- as seen in the following verses:

"Dogs and demons, walks in my head, I'm deep under pressure"

"Heavy things in a heavy bag (possibly a mail bag), heavy thoughts on my mind"

A postman is any individual who feels as if they are being pressured by all humanity, and that they need to...

-Resort to extreme force to get their way
-Be emo x10
-Go postal (as implied in the song, "Postman")
-Be rude, or act like an ass

Postmen are people one never wants to make angry, lest they spaz out and go postal.

2) A black metal song by Living Colour. See the last definition for info in the song.

3) A postal worker. Somebody who delivers mail to people on a specific mail route.

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Verb:

1) To go postal.

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Adjective:

1) Insane, psychopathic

2) Angry, emo
N1. Don't bother Little Jimmey! He's a real postman, he may just blow your head off!

N2. "Chaos and carnage surround me
While I hear their shouts and crys
I laugh at the gut while they try to surround me
THEY WON'T TAKE ME ALIVE!"

--Postman, buy Living Colour

N3. The postman came by and delivered our new issue of Nintendo Power!

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V1. Oh God, Jack's going postman! He's already trashed his office, and now he's taking a shit in Jenny's mouth!

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A1. Eric was totally postman, so we had to send him to the madhouse.

A2. God, you're so postman! Why don't you just go off and die!?
by DeusExMagna November 19, 2005
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