one kejew please

Islamajew

cunt one kejew please

by The𓂸Reverend August 25, 2021

shut the please up

It means to please shut up

Bob: hahahhahahahha
Joe: shut the please up
BOB: ok becuase you said please.

by Qowoskdmdmd February 22, 2017

Enough, no more please

No more inane definitions. If you going to define something make it decent

Enough, no more please

by Laptopper September 4, 2017

Thank you, please

When you thank someone for something they haven't done yet, usually in an annoying sing-songy voice

Make sure you get the seedless watermelon. Thank you, please.

Hey babe, can you hand me that roll toilet paper? Thank you, pleeeease.

by picagirl January 4, 2023

Not alive me please

Something you said when your best friend called your dad and asked if he sold ball gags

You (actually me): It was an accident. A freak accident and i want to die.
You (actually me): not alive me please

by Abc123urmommaeyyyyyy October 7, 2020

pop me please

When you're playing Super Mario with your bros and one of them dies, they come back inside a bubble, which is the appropriate time for your buddy to yell out "pop me please." Must be said in a whiny accent to get full effect.

Man: "ah man...that green shell got me. POP ME PLEASE"

by williehunt September 14, 2019

Please love me

Someone needing love and attention,now.

“Please love me, I don’t feel love”
But I’ll never say it aloud

by LoserBug November 5, 2022