porter and pincer

made up people, the answer to anything u cant be arsed to answer.

"how did i get a 22% on this test?"
"porter and pincer. they degraded u."

by pooooorterandpincerrrrrrrrrr November 8, 2010

To pull a Pieter-Jan'etje

Verb. 1: To fuck the bff of your crush under the light of a thousand stars and nut exactly at midnight.

2: An ancient ritual performed by the Maya to not become a werewolf.

1: Do you still have a relationship with your crush Jessica?
2: No, it was full moon tonight. I didn't want to turn this time and destroy the whole village again. So I had to pull a Pieter-Jan'etje.

by Eiwit April 13, 2016

charles "jellyroll" pinner

A big shit talker from Dixie County. A person with a hound hoarding problem. Someone who constantly complains about night shift but is always there to fulfill his dream of working at a Sawmill.

Have you seen Charles "Jellyroll" Pinner at any hunts lately? No, he's still trying to figure out the 3rd generation on his pedigree blank!!

by Doghunter August 8, 2017

Pincers

A generally metallic device used to pluck eyebrows or nose hairs. Also known as squeezers due to the fact that you squeeze them together in order to grab the hair to pluck.


Alternatively, a crab or lobster has pincers or claws which they use to grab and tear objects with, such as food.

When cooked, crab pincers are edible. Crab pincers are also known as scissors and have a very high strength, capable of snapping bone.

Jessica was plucking her eyebrows with a pair of pincers.

by blackbone March 23, 2009

Pinger

Taking an outrageous yet plausible long shot at goal in a sporting game e.g. Fifa, 2k etc.

"Dude, we need a goal bad"
"Pinger?"
"Pinger"

by The phantom pinger September 16, 2013

pinner

Having an extremely small penis. Not well endowed.

Johnny's definitly got a pinner!

by yuengling215 July 4, 2007

Pinger

A tease on a dating site - someone who persistently sends cute or cryptic messages, but has no intention of meeting you - they are just testing the waters. Pinging you.

A pinger sends a message like this in the middle of the night: Having sweet dreams? Leaves you wondering - does he want to meet me? or is this what I can expect if I keep communicating with him? Cute, cryptic, ambiguous messages...

by jjoyous1 February 28, 2013