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Pilot Powder

Pilot Powder:

Noun: Unrefined cocaine, used to indicate a high so fucking strong that you literally fly. Literally.
Verb: To operate a crop-duster in a humanitarian relief capacity.

Note: Aviation should not be considered viable if you are a frequent drug user.
I absolutely fucking love pilot powder. I consider myself somewhat charitable.
by Veggie Dog Man June 5, 2023
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pilot g-2

You shouldn't have gone looking for this.
Taylor shouldnt have looked for the pilot g-2 pens.
by The less you see June 14, 2024
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Armchair pilot

Someone who has 10,000 hours practice flying an armchair at a maximum flight ceiling of 0 feet above the ground, and who feels like they must never be distracted from their glorious mission of defending their front room. See also: lazy git
I have just been qualified as an armchair pilot, but I can no longer feel my arse cheeks
by Armchair captain 1 June 26, 2024
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Cop-Con, Ugly Betty's Pilot, & Magainze Profile Of Superstore

Cop-Con, Ugly Betty's Pilot, & Magainze Profile Of Superstore
Cop-Con, Ugly Betty's Pilot, & Magainze Profile Of Superstore
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025
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Toilet Pilot

When you are bricked up while taking a shit and suddenly get a crazy boner and start “ piloting” something with your joystick (only works with average or above penis)
Dude last night when I ate Taco Bell I had to shit and ngl I did a Toilet Pilot
by AllahuakPeter April 22, 2025
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