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Golden phoenix 

An after-sex move of knocking out your partner and then urinating on them. They will awaken, and be reborn as somebody who will never sleep with you again. Unless they're into that.
Jeff: I totally gave this girl a golden phoenix last night!
Matt: How'd that go?

Jeff: She insisted on washing my sheets for me.

Matt: Nice.
Golden phoenix by spfee January 9, 2012
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Fire Phoenix 

A phoenix is a mythical yet magestic creature. Only suiting is the sexual maneuver dedicated to this firey bird. When one decides to engage is the mucking of a woman's slop pit with cracked or dried lips, after she has consumed a large amount of spicy food. The burning sensation tends to resemble that of applying Blistex to a set of lips, except Blistex doesnt make a "your girlfriend's asshole" flavored product. The burning causes you to retreat from her mud knot and screech like a Phoenix.
This fucking cold has been so hard on me. I can't breathe through my nose so my lips are cracked. And to top it off, I got the fire phoenix from the old lady when I tried to go turd diving.
Fire Phoenix by the bird of prey February 2, 2014

To Pull A Phoenix

To Pull A Phoenix Is to Yell "OBJECTION" when you don't have any evidence to support you and still end up winning. Most commonly done in a court room. This Originated By A Child By the Name Ben Martin While He was playing the "Phoenix Wright : Ace Attorney" Series.
Prosecution : Betty Is A Slut because -
You : OBJECTION! Betty is not a slut because...
Jury 1 : Damn, He just Objected with out evidence!!
Jury 2 : It's called "To Pull a Phoenix"
Jury 3 : Damn Straight!

Flaming Phoenix

See Screaming Eagle. Add one plus fire. Good times all round.
Mike: "Can you believe that stupid splitty did a flaming phoenix?"

Max: "She won't be able to walk for a week"

dirty phoenix 

after taking a crap, you give a red head a swirly.
after taking a crap, you stick a red-head's head into the toilet and flush, allowing for the poo to mix in with her hair and create a dirty phoenix.
dirty phoenix by v-dizzle October 2, 2006

burning phoenix 

When you and your loved one are about to climax and you slit your partner's neck and light them on fire and continue to climax.
Help me hide me partner's body. I performed a Burning Phoenix on her.
burning phoenix by Azarhyx January 13, 2016

arizona blood phoenix 

The act of slitting a girl's throat open and fucking the wound while it's still bleeding. Usually ends with ejaculating inside her throat.
"Hey bro, I did the Arizona Blood Phoenix with my girlfriend yesterday."
"Nice, how'd it go?"
"It was good, but she was begging me not to do it for some reason."
"Huh, strange. Usually girls love that."