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Sounds like a personal problem

When someone has a problem and expresses it out loud
John:I can't find my stuff.
You:You know what that sounds like?
John:What?
You:That sounds like a personal problem.
John:Fuck you.

John:I think I got something from that girl last night.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.

John:I hate my life.
You:Sounds like a personal problem.
by kevinq October 24, 2010
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Permacunt

When somebody has acted cuntishely on a frequent basis. Permacunt differs from cunt in that the reputation of said person has become so immensely cuntish that they will forever be deemed a cunt.
-"She is such a cunt, she will permanently be a cunt."
-"Yeah, man, she's a permacunt for sure."
by My Name Isn't Tyler Allen September 20, 2011
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Ultimate Perk

A magical place in Andover, Massachusetts in which is guarded and distributed the sweet sweet succulent nectars of God's magnificent tits.
Bob: Hey what should we do today?
Jackmerius: Partake in the sweet sweet succulent nectar of God's magnificent tits?
Bob: Sooooo.... Ultimate Perk?!?!?!?!?!?!
Jackmerius: You mean the coffee place?
Bob: You large, foolish ass hat, it is so much more than just a coffee place. It is dreams. And that which breaks dreams. And souls. And that which births and which destroys souls. Come, Jackmerius, and I will lead you to salvation.
by SucklingFromTheTeatsOfGod January 14, 2013
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another day another slay, PERIODDDD

you are defeating all the bad things throughout the day.

you are happy cause you have lived another day

a celebration for that moment
another day another slay, perioddddd. she was saying and she walked out of the classroom with a 100% on a test she didn’t fucking study for
by u r a fat cunt <3 April 18, 2022
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persplosive

A type of explosive used by a person on their provisional license
Tom: are we using Blokes car?
Matt: yeah, we should be careful

Tom: why's that?
Matt: He's on his provisional license and is angry so he may have laced his car with persplosive so to injure us
by Fire smockolich December 22, 2017
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nose period

a completely random, yet massive nosebleed. Usually happens every once in a while to some people. Not as often as a period but maybe once every two months or so.
Person 1: Dude, why the hell do you have tissues stuck up your nose?
Person 2: Look, don't judge, I'm just having a nose period.
by My name's not Earl January 21, 2008
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on 10 perc

on 10 Percocets, a short version of "how he stand on 10 perc???"
often used in the context of video games, to describe something that shouldn't be standing/be there but is.

it comes from a joke in the thumbnail of the video "19 Year Old Father OWNED in CSGO" by FranzJ, and has been used by many video creators and streamers playing fps games.

Percocet is an opioid, which has an effect similar to morphine, so you shouldn't be standing after taking 10 pills.
gun standing on its stock How he stand on 10 perc???

man somehow sitting alongside the flying plane, seemingly nothing attaching him to it
teammate: dude, you're just on 10 perc on the left side.
by satibel December 9, 2021
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