Penaldo

A ghost from Portugal known for only scoring penalties against weak teams like Luxemburg. He is known as the G.O.A.T (Goofiest orangutan alive today) and he disappears when a strong team faces him.

Person 1: Yesterday someone scored 3 penalties in a match
Person 2: Must have been Penaldo

by ChadMessiEnjoyer January 31, 2024

pannavit

Pannavit a big thai boy that came to the us beats his meat 10 times a day admires latina women loves himself a asian girl also has a small meat

Hey pannavit did you jack it.

by Pannavit May 12, 2024

Penaldo

Penaldo is a word used to describe the fraud, crying, famous football diver, Ronaldo. He gains the name penaldo for diving for penalties more than Neymar does himself. Penaldo is also in a camel league with camel refs, so he can dive easier. Penaldo will ghost in big games and dive for penalties no matter what. He has no world cups unlike the true goat lionel messi. Penaldo can also describe "finished" or "diving"

i went to swimming practise today. I had to jump off the board and dive into the pool for my swimming drills. I told my instructor, "I'm penaldo!" and he knew that i was gonna dive.

I finished my homework today, in class. I yelled to my teacher, "Penaldo!" and she knew INSTANTLY i was finished.

by Penaldoggyaldocameldo June 12, 2024

penaldingled

your penis got dingled

my dick got penaldingled

by HolyMacaroniWhybruh November 28, 2024

PEENAR

Synonym of penis used in cat memes

Larry was stroking my peenar

by Lennart peenar man January 4, 2025

Penaldo

A rude word that is used to try and disrespect the goat of football. Pessi is also a rude word to disrespect another goat of football. If you use these words your ball knowledge is in the negatives.

Penaldo statpads against baby teams with penalties.

by Onyx Football January 14, 2025

Peenar(s)

A peenar is smelly sausage between your legs.
They usually come on males, but nowadays, who knows.

Peenars can gets soft, hards, and wet.

Me:I reached under the covers to scratch my peenar in the dark, but then i felts something unusually hairys. Turns out, i was scratchings evil ballsack of... the creature.

The creature: I will eats your peenar now.

Me: Noooooo!

Peenar(s)

by PeenarExplosionChamber January 20, 2025