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THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW PARADOX

Does not exist as "WILLIAM HENRY GATES III clearly spent enough time and research with composing this law and wrote into it plainly all aspects given his VAST AWARENESS running the BILL MELINDA GATES FOUNDATION.
If you want to find a reason to break THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW by using the excuse as the PEDOPHILE already entered our property as the THE "ONE PEDOPHILE" LAW PARADOX says SINGULAR = PLURAL at all times when any EYES COLORED PEDOPHILE walks into your PROPERTY or ESTABLISHMENT and you are "commanded to make THE ONE feel comfortable but "THE PEDOPHILE " had to follow what they are required to do while there and it is not epic splendor .
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 9, 2022
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killing pedophiles

Doing a public service that the justice system refuses to do.
Let's take a look at the registry and go killing pedophiles. Should be perfect weather for it.
by For a brighter tomorrow March 10, 2025
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pedophile

yoooo damon is 3 years old !! what a pedophile
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pedophile

yadial likes little kids therefore he is a big black nigger african pedophile
the stupid nigger yadial likes little 8 year old girls. He is a pedophile
by 8 year old lover December 16, 2024
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Pedophile

According to Twitter, a pedophile is someone who loves fictional characters, regardless of whether the character is an adult or not. For example, if you like Rebecca from Cyberpunk, you are considered a pedophile according to Twitter because the creator confirmed her as a loli, despite her having no childlike appearance apart from being short.
Friend 1: I like Ilulu, but @totalnotahypocrite says I'm a pedophile. However, I'm not attracted to children; I just like her as a character—she's my favorite.

Friend 2: Nah, don’t worry about them. They were caught with furry smut and are trying to be part of some group cult that is bored and has nothing to do but complain about lolis and fictional characters.
by Animelolitaweeb April 26, 2024
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molecular pedophile

A pedophile that is at least 1 foot shorter than their usual targets
A: Hey~
B: oh, hello short ahh molecular pedophile
by Notta Person 2763 February 1, 2025
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Pedophile

' Can't believe that guy was a twitter artist... '

' Don't you mean Pedophile? '

' Yeah, same thing. '
by alphalul1 September 1, 2020
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