sad patrol

A sad react for a personal issue, loss or failing.

Taken from a mishearing of Metallica's "Sad But True"

"Fuck, I just broke my controller"
"You know it's Sad Patrol"

by TheNewSam May 26, 2019

Banter Patrol

A group or individuals who have the best banter ever. Their job is normally to prevent shit banter and praise good banter.

Shit man the banter patrol is here!

by mexican May 27, 2015

hood patrol

neighborhood watch. a form of snitching.

watch out, black people. the hood patrol is in town!

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 May 2, 2018

Boner patrol

When you have a boner. It is patrolling see what's going on and what it can fuck. Usually at inconvenient times.

*kissing your girl*
*Kissing her too much and you're too horny*
*You get a boner*
"Oh dang, boner patrol!"

by Incubator September 18, 2023

station patrol

When you walk up and down the station uncomfortable bacause your bus/train takes to long to arrive.

fuck this train is slow, better start a station patrol!

by YOURaverageBOI October 12, 2018

Moose patrol

When your Moose friend is doing self-destructive behaviors, I.E “Moosing around and not caring for their self or others around them

Friend: “you’re going on Moose patrol, you’re being a slob.
The Moose, but… but… I’ll change I promise!

by Youra Namkoma November 26, 2023

Dildo Patrol

The increased security and police presence at WNBA games following the incidents of dildos being thrown onto the floor and at players

Damn, ever since that green monster hit Sophia Cunningham, the Dildo Patrol has been out in full force at the Valks games.

by MBizzle79 August 31, 2025