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panic parkour

1) a phrase describing the adrenaline-fueled parkour champion-like moves no one, including you, ever knew you had, in an emergency situation. For instance:

Picture, if you will, an indoor play structure at a nursery school/day care. I'd wondered before how the grown ups were supposed to get in there if there was ever a kid inside that needed help. Then one day, one of the tiny tots bit another one real good, right inside the play structure.
I moved so fast that before I knew it I was inside the stupid thing with a screaming toddler in my arms, and no clear recollection of how I'd gotten there. I have a vague recollection of backing into it, somehow. The other toddler looked me dead in the eye and told me, very confidentially, "I bite."
YES, I THINK WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT

2) possible reference to "Panic Parkour", a set of hott trax laid down by Urban Action, Dubstep & Chill
I don't like extreme sports or cross fit. However, show me a kid or animal in danger and my panic parkour moves will inspire awe.
by lotusoftheheart July 22, 2018
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Sophia Parlour

Someone who is in love with a boy named josh and really wants to marry him but she’s 14 years old
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a very epic parody (also jolyne cujoh simp)
bro CIA_Parody is my favorite
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When something is presented as a food item but it only created from chemicals or food-like substances.
The turkey leg I bought at the amusement park is a food parody as it has no actual turkey or meat in it.
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Paragraph parkour

Going from one topic to an entirely more insane topic in two paragraphs or less
My friend Johnathon went from ranting about an expensive action figure to killing the president so fast, he was doing paragraph parkour.
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Mr Paron's Ballpark

One of the trickiest places man has ever reached; legend says it can be attained by reading through all the unit slides and the Oxford Textbook in less than 60 minutes.
So now that we've wrapped Micro up does a Paper 1 on Monday sound good? Are we in the Mr Paron's Ballpark Ballpark?
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