Creating a powerful cheek explosion that is so long and loud, it sounds like it could rip your pants wide open. An expert farter would be very proud of this kind of fart, especially when done in front of others who find farts funny.
As my friend exited the bathroom, she blew a big, fat pant ripper and laughed as she said, "I suppose I should have done that before I came out of the bathroom!"
I blew such a pant ripper, I had to check to make sure I didn't crap my pants!
She blows the best pant rippers, especially during the quiet part of a movie!
I blew such a pant ripper, I had to check to make sure I didn't crap my pants!
She blows the best pant rippers, especially during the quiet part of a movie!
by Methane Queen November 22, 2011
Get the pant rippermug. Getting drunk on the couch in your most comfortable pair of pants- generally done at the end of a long work day
Paul had had a shitty day at work and was ready to go get pants drunk in front of the fire with a bottle of small batch bourbon.
by Jimmy John's son October 27, 2018
Get the Pants Drunkmug. i always thought john was a little sweet in the pants if you know what i mean...
yea after that story he told us last night, im sure hes got a little sugar in the pocket...
yea after that story he told us last night, im sure hes got a little sugar in the pocket...
by Phazer001 October 23, 2011
Get the Sweet in the pantsmug. by Gabba Gabba Goo April 6, 2010
Get the Dry Pantsmug. verb
An action performed by pulling down a person's pants to check if the person is either a male or a female.
An action performed by pulling down a person's pants to check if the person is either a male or a female.
by That One Plant Guy May 18, 2020
Get the Pant Checkmug. Stretchy non-sexy pants, usually purchased from Walmart or Amazon, to be worn at home to watch or binge Netflix. Your kids and the schlub you married will see you in said pants. Note these same pants also work for Hulu and HBO.
Guy: hey babe. Let’s watch Ozark.
Gal: hold on ya schlub let me put on my Netflix pants and get some snacks. I’ll meet you on the couch
Gal: hold on ya schlub let me put on my Netflix pants and get some snacks. I’ll meet you on the couch
by Boom69 September 5, 2023
Get the Netflix pantsmug. Pants which are shorter than the wearer’s shirt and it appears the wearer has on no pants. The wearer is simultaneously both wearing and not wearing pants. Much like Schrödinger’s cat; which is simultaneously dead and alive in an unopened box.
The college students have moved back to campus; I saw a whole flock of college girls in Schrödinger pants at Walmart today.
by KuteKhemist August 21, 2018
Get the Schrödinger Pantsmug.