cooter pancake

someone who is being a complete retard, or when a chicks twat folds are so fat they look like good old flap jacks.

if someone is being dumb.... why'd you cock block me you fuckin cooter pancake.

if you get a fatty.... Hey man, what did you do last night.... I had me a good old cooter pancake.

by k-dizzski October 12, 2006

Pancake abortion

When you're making pancakes and you drip a small glob of mix on the griddle, but instead of making a baby pancake with it, you just wipe it off, thereby ruthlessly murdering what could have been a bite-sized treat or a whole meal for a small child in a third world country.

"Dude! You totally just had a pancake abortion! I would have adopted that if you didn't wanna eat it."

by 13en Warner September 15, 2011

pancake face

having a flat face like a pancake.

also known as "2d face".

"jasiel garza has a pancake face"

by yours tru-lie tha saint November 5, 2007

makin' pancakes

When a female and male have makeup sex in the morning before breakfast.

Hey Sofia, i heard you were makin' pancakes with Dillon this morning..

by Dillon Alexander November 11, 2008

bacon and pancakes

bacon pancakes bacon bacon pancakes put some bacon and i put it in a pancake

bacon and pancakes sounds pretty good brb

by reddit is basically pornhub February 1, 2021

Ham Pancake

Big, baggy, voluptuous vagina

Grace your ham pancake is hanging out!

by Brian96 August 21, 2022

pancake disrespecter

One who disrespects someone by not letting them finish a pancake.

"Damn woman! I can even finish my damn flapjack without you tryna make me re-tile the roof! I'm not bitting my lip this time! You know what you are?! A straight up PANCAKE DISRESPECTER!"

by La Mothkis October 8, 2014