Poserfag

Someone who takes the 3D models of other people and poses them in a posing software (e.g. Poser 7) and calls it their own art. This does not include those whose job is to pose and rig said models in a collaborative project.

"Make your own 3D models, poserfag!"

by AVogel July 8, 2009

Hoser Poser

You are hip, live in the city, you go to all the cool shows, wear plaid shirts, ripped jeans, oversize coats and insist on drinking the cheapest shit beer you can find. Yes your cloths may be from a thrift store but not out of necessity, the toque that never leaves your unwashed head is a fashion accessory and that smell, well that you can't fake.

You're not from small town Canada you HOSER POSER!

by smilygrl December 7, 2009

posebian

A women who is really flirty with her girl friends or other women at bars to get the attention of men even though she is straight.

Why is making out with that girl outside? I wonder if her boyfriend knows she is a posebian.

by ktisswt September 14, 2009

Poseidon’s Net

It is when you put a layer of toilet paper in the toilet water before going poop, to catch a turd and prevent a Posidon’s kiss.

Ever since I’ve began using the Poseidon’s net, I’ve greatly reduced getting wet ass from Poseidon’s kiss.

by Poseidon’s Net April 8, 2019

Poseidon's Kiss

When you take a shit, and the water touches your ass.

My shit was so huge, it gave me the fattest Poseidon's kiss yesterday.

by CoC/Tubing March 14, 2023

reef poser

One who pretends to have a reef to gain friends and community. Generally a reef fag. See also Reef Fairy

Dude, corriewf is such reef poser. Have you seen that thing he's calling a tank? Total weakness..

by xl0 June 30, 2005

poseur

1. A poser is most commonly defined as someone who acts in a manner inconsistent with their personality. One who tries to be something they are not.
2. One who accuses others of being poseurs, or more commonly "posers," in order to up their own social status, so that they themsleves will not be labeled as a poseur.

I was walking through Borders the other day and I heard this Poseur talking about how he/she loves emo and listens to Miss. A. Lavigne all the time.

by three short dots May 12, 2003