pooftarisation

When something has become stupid, dumb or gay

That kid Mihalo has a high level of pooftarisation.

by Mehow Vgaysingham August 17, 2019

Poofter Trails

A dirt trail with minimal elevation ridden buy mountain bikers generally containing small undulations and uncomplicated obstacles.

This type of trail seriously impacts one’s progression and is only ridden at 5.30 am in the dark for fitness by supreme riders who have time constraints. The other 99% consider these types of trails fun and exhilarating and a good proving ground for their e-bike or 15k custom build on finance.

Trails that are ridden by poofters.

"Mate did you want to go and hit up that new local track" "fuck riding those poofter trails"

by Pricky-Price June 24, 2020

Poofus

Poofus is A cat with alot of crazyness she likes coffee, curlers and Monsters her fav thing to do is hail Curler Christ

Wow its a wild poofus

by Ateez best Group January 27, 2021

Poofa

when you wipe your ass and there is shit stains on your loofa

I had to throw my Poofa away because I shit on it.

by SaraBear1033 August 30, 2022

mega bumhole pooface

The ultimate roast. Nothing could beat a comeback of mega bumhole pooface. Usually used by 8 year olds and smart adults.

Well you are a mega bumhole pooface. Get wrecked loser. You just got beasted on noob

by ZeMasster December 30, 2018

cheesy poofs

Any puffed grain snack which is flavored like cheese, such as Cheet-o's, but in particular various generic "Cheese Puffs" which are round and.. poofy.

(as a matter of fact, my sister used this term a lot before southpark was launched.)

Dude, after smoking that hash, I sure could use some cheesy poofs.

by zoey April 11, 2004

Pooffensive

When you need to take a shit so bad, that you get into a bad mood and start getting angry at the people around you.

- Aw man, I need to take a shit so bad. We need to get home.
- Oh, can we just visit this store, please.
- NO WE CAN'T VISIT THE FUCKING STORE, WE NEED TO GO! NOW.
- Sorry, someone here is pooffensive.

by imponerad February 5, 2009