by ious d June 28, 2011
Get the Textie-Poomug. To implement a tactical poo so that people in the vicinity of the toilet are unaware you are doing a dirty horrible shit.
- Implemented primarily in restrooms and in toilets of new acquaintances.
- Implemented primarily in restrooms and in toilets of new acquaintances.
1. To cough loudly when the turd makes impact with the water in the toilet to disguise velocity, size and the sound of the crap.
2. To use air freshner post-turd.
3. To use the bathroom when minimal people are in the vicinity of the toilet.
4. To flush the turd and clean the toilet with the accompanying brush in the very same flush as to avoid the double flush rule. Failing this will gross people out--indefinately.
Dude, I don't know these people well enough to shit in their home. I need to implement some 'Poo tactics'.
2. To use air freshner post-turd.
3. To use the bathroom when minimal people are in the vicinity of the toilet.
4. To flush the turd and clean the toilet with the accompanying brush in the very same flush as to avoid the double flush rule. Failing this will gross people out--indefinately.
Dude, I don't know these people well enough to shit in their home. I need to implement some 'Poo tactics'.
by Ckrc December 22, 2013
Get the Poo Tacticsmug. The infamous invention of the ingenius Weasley twins, from the popular fantasy series Harry Potter. As its name implies, U-No-Poo causes the unfortunate victim to have certain...difficulties with his or her metabolism. I am sure that a more explicit explanation is not necessary for the time being.
"Why are you worrying about You-Know-Who? You should be worrying about U-NO-POO -- the constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!"
by Remus Lupin July 8, 2006
Get the U-No-Poomug. deja poo
I've been in this shit before
(Higher on the loo)
And I know its my time to poo
Calling you, and the search is a mystery
(Sitting on my feet)
It's so hard when I try to be mee
I've been in this shit before
(Higher on the loo)
And I know its my time to poo
Calling you, and the search is a mystery
(Sitting on my feet)
It's so hard when I try to be mee
by woolf🦊 January 6, 2022
Get the deja poomug. by Arnold Trevor Humphrey-Brown McDuffleWuffle May 25, 2008
Get the Poo Ragmug. Slang term for someone who consistently has very large and smelly boul movements. These people are known for clogging toilets and clearing houses.
Warning: If you get around someone like this and they so much as mention the word restroom, you better run and hope they aren't in your house!
Warning: If you get around someone like this and they so much as mention the word restroom, you better run and hope they aren't in your house!
Jan is a Johnny Poo Poo pants because she has broke 3 toilets over the past 6 months and often causes people to vomit if they are within 200 yards of a restroom she has used.
by {Code Monkey} May 22, 2009
Get the Johnny Poo Poo Pantsmug. one who temporarily pauses the act of pooing as soon as another individual enters the bathroom, because they are self conscious of the farting or plopping noises they may make.
This usually results in the frustration of the second individual because they have to go but their presence is directly delaying the poo pausers pooing process. Known as poo pause syndrom or PPS
This usually results in the frustration of the second individual because they have to go but their presence is directly delaying the poo pausers pooing process. Known as poo pause syndrom or PPS
guy1: be right back gotta drop a deuce
guy2: aight
*guy1 comes back*
guy2: wow that was fast
guy1: friggin' poo pausers man, is there another washroom on this floor?
guy2: aight
*guy1 comes back*
guy2: wow that was fast
guy1: friggin' poo pausers man, is there another washroom on this floor?
by Jim Shorts IV March 24, 2009
Get the poo pausermug.