Opie: "OMG, I hear Seth Rogen is fat and smokes weed in his new movie, but still gets with a hot girl! Let's go see it!"
Peter: "Na, he's a zero-trick pony. Let's watch The Money Pit instead."
Peter: "Na, he's a zero-trick pony. Let's watch The Money Pit instead."
by Sky Commander Winkie February 16, 2009
Get the zero-trick pony mug.A derogatory term used to describe ones actions. Specifically, used to describe someone who has done something stupid, is being annoying, or someone you just don't like. This term is often used as a close second to calling someone a dildo or retard.
"Hey Brian stop being such an ass pony"
or, "Brian you are really being an ass pony right now" or, Brian get the fuck away from me I don't associate myself with ass pony's"
or, "Brian you are really being an ass pony right now" or, Brian get the fuck away from me I don't associate myself with ass pony's"
by benmu November 21, 2006
Get the Ass Pony mug.A saying used by someone who has realized that a comment they've made is redundant to an earlier comment made by someone else.
Bob: The government should provide universal healthcare man.
Larry: Free ponies! Yay!
Tom: And how about a free pony for all the little boys and girls while you're at it.
Tom: MY PONY TOO SLOW
Larry: Free ponies! Yay!
Tom: And how about a free pony for all the little boys and girls while you're at it.
Tom: MY PONY TOO SLOW
by 2+2 poster April 22, 2009
Get the MY PONY TOO SLOW mug.When you receive an apparently free, wonderful gift with high and/or unexpected maintenance costs not previously considered by, or obvious to, the recipient.
Mary: Grandpa is giving little Elizabeth a pony for her 12th birthday if she promises to take care of it! Isn't that great?
Bob: What?!?! How are we supposed to pay for the board, food, vet bills, and riding lessons for Elizabeth? Free Pony? Give me a break!
Bill: So I meet this hot chick, Sandy, who takes me on a 7-day cruise at no cost because she's filthy rich. Then two weeks later I've got crabs and herpes. What a free pony she turned out to be.
Jim: I can't believe I won that new Corvette in the church raffle! But since I'm unemployed and living with my mom, I can't even afford the gas and insurance, let alone maintenance.
John: Oh, man! Sounds like you won a free pony! Well maybe you can sell it and still get something for your trouble.
Bob: What?!?! How are we supposed to pay for the board, food, vet bills, and riding lessons for Elizabeth? Free Pony? Give me a break!
Bill: So I meet this hot chick, Sandy, who takes me on a 7-day cruise at no cost because she's filthy rich. Then two weeks later I've got crabs and herpes. What a free pony she turned out to be.
Jim: I can't believe I won that new Corvette in the church raffle! But since I'm unemployed and living with my mom, I can't even afford the gas and insurance, let alone maintenance.
John: Oh, man! Sounds like you won a free pony! Well maybe you can sell it and still get something for your trouble.
by redshirt58 June 6, 2011
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1. "Look at her go, she riding the bologna pony."
2. "Oh, yeah she is a pro at riding the bologna pony."
3. "In five minutes you too can ride the bologna pony."
4. "Riding the bologna pony gets me going and makes my day."
2. "Oh, yeah she is a pro at riding the bologna pony."
3. "In five minutes you too can ride the bologna pony."
4. "Riding the bologna pony gets me going and makes my day."
by MegaMost November 15, 2009
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