pityvite

When you give someone an invitation to an event more out of pity than for any other reason.

Tanya found out that I took Nikki to lunch today, so next week I think I'm going to have to throw her a pityvite.

by Tee-Liscious December 16, 2009

Picty

Failure

"Dude! Your such a picty!"

by Zhenktela February 25, 2010

Pity Titties

The "boobs" that God gives to fat girls because he feels sorry for their morbid obesity.

Tracy: "Yeah, well at least I have bigger BOOBS than you!"

Britanny: "Psh. Those are pity titties, fatass!"

by eatthebaby September 16, 2010

Pity Come

The act of ejaculating, when seeing an ugly person in any given situation, out of sheer pity.

Pity come dude, pity come...

by Benitokun December 16, 2010

pitty city

The act of rubbing someone's face in your sweaty arm pits.

I gave my brother a pitty city and he threw-up.

by the sarcastic one December 18, 2011

pitypat

-Beautiful, but they never admit it. They are very vulnerable, and they fall into peer-pressure often. Sweet, but they can be mean if provoked. Most tend to fall in love with the wrong people, and are very flirtatious. Their laughs are amazing, and they give great hugs.

pitypat.is.the.best

by cassie22 May 26, 2012

piffysnapple

To secretly solicit your straight friends for gay sexual favors. Not to be confused with piffynie.

You what are you doing today Piffysnapple? Oh no typo though.

by tommytheeterroist March 15, 2013