packing pine

Slang for an erection concealed in a man's trousers

"Holy cow, that man sure is packing pine! He must be happy to be here!"

by tbnguy March 16, 2009

Packing The Hookah

When a girl masturbates using a dildo (or other large phallic device).

I accidentally walked in on my roommate packing the hookah yesterday.

by Th0rTheSnail April 21, 2009

Pickin' from the kid's menu

To actively seek out or date someone significantly younger than one's self.

"Girl!! That boy isn't even old enough to buy beer. Why are you constantly pickin' from the kid's menu?"

by Gay Towers May 21, 2010

Packing the Musket

V. Jerk off, beat off, the knuckle shuffle, masturbation. The motion used to pantomime masturbation is strangely close to the motion used to pack a Civil War style musket.

I woke up this morning with raging morning wood so I started packing the musket in the shower.

by the steve kramer August 19, 2011

packing pole

Having a big dick or bulge.

John look like he's packing pole in them sweat pants.

by Teek1247 June 14, 2017

Pickin

When someone tries to deliberately piss you/someone else off for no reason.

The man who worked at the Taco Bell drive through was pickin.

by Kyliewyliie February 12, 2018

Pickling the Onion

Something to respond with when someone asks what you’re doing

James - what’re you doing later?

Me - Just pickling the onion

by Onion Pickler August 29, 2019