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Balestined

The co-opting of causes to make them your own.

Stealing an identity, creating false narratives, and perpetual victimhood.

Mooching off the civilized world to create absolutely nothing but hate and destruction.
The credit card company notified me that I was compromised and my identity may have been balestined.

No country wants us because we balestine them and destroy wherever we go.
by أبو الأكاذيب December 28, 2023
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Palesited

The stealing of an identity.

Fabricated narratives at the expense of others.

The creation of nothing but chaos and destruction.

Being unwanted.
I thought I would build something but I Palesited and whined instead everywhere I go.
by أبو الأكاذيب December 28, 2023
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paleswhine

To refuse to accept a new or changing environment, and continuously want it changed to back the old status even if it’s completely unrealistic to achieve that.

Pronounced: PAL-es-wine

A person who paleswhines is a Paleswhingian.
I paleswhine about my spoiled food.
by The overtaker January 11, 2024
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Palesite

A foreigner with no stake in the ongoing conflict between Israel and Palestine deciding to virtue signal on behalf of the Palestinian side through often obnoxious and sometimes threatening behaviour towards random people on the internet, these unreasonable actions can range from spamming the term "Free Palestine" under every single social media post they come across whether or not the post is relevant to the conflict at all, and harassing anyone who asks them to stop doing so, to gathering in groups and organising protests, riots and engaging in acts of public disturbance by blocking roads, highways while holding Palestinian flags and shouting anti Jewish/Israeli slogans and even beating members of the public whom they believe to be Jewish in some cases.
A - Oh my god, B, look at this, yet another "free palestine" comment!
B - Again? What post is it under this time?
A - It's a NBC post about a train accident that killed a few hundred people in a south asian country!
B - Oh god, those palesites are out of countrol! They pretend to care about innocent lives being lost in the middle east, but clearly they haven't the decency to at least respect those who died in this particular accident that has absolutely nothing to do with the conflict!
A - Agreed, these palesites ought to be deported and sent to Palestine to fight since they love it so much!
by FreeMarketCapitalismRocks January 20, 2024
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Pallystined

The act of starting a fight or war and then complaining and pallywooding to the authorities when you lose.
That hobo just started a fight with me and my friends then screamed genocide and rape to the police when we fought back.
You got pallystined.
by IRADicatefalseistine January 26, 2024
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palpatine twist

When some-how, some-thing, returns.
Like a Palpatine Twist, The Clap came back the very next day; I thought it was a' gone but it just couldn't stay away. Away, away.
by Bogrimm February 3, 2024
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Palpatine

A guy who somehow returned
by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023
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