Oyster Pack

Smelly vagina

i want to nibble on your oyster pack

by Drxppy.jxred March 21, 2022

oyster surprise

when you suddenly get a wad of thick phlegm, as when coughing, snogging, or eating pussy"

How'd your prom date with Lisa go last night?
Tough to say; good news, we frenched for 4 hours; bad news, she had pneumonia, so I kept getting fed oyster surprise
Sucks to be you, bruh!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada June 10, 2016

spring break oyster

Spring break oysters are general warts that fall off of frat boys into the beach water during spring break

“Just saw a spring break oyster in the water, it must have been from one of the Sigma guys”

by HJay November 20, 2023

oyster cock

The phallic member of said sea creature

Julia loves slurping down oysters, but hates the sight of oyster cocks

by huckleberry finn the second March 8, 2017

oyster stimming

1. Performing an extended act of cunnilingus because self satisfaction and feeling comfort from licking a soft smooth vagina.

2. Wanting to rub your face against a vagina for comfort. Similar to nestling your face against a teddy bear.

"Alesha's pussy is so soft I get lost oyster stimming on

her"

"Were you oyster stimming down there? It's been like 2 hours!"

"Sometimes I find myself oyster stimming on a girl but they never mind."

by anonymous January 19, 2025

Wheatland Oyster

A fresh, not frozen, cat turd, battered and deep fried.

Can I get a basket of wheatland oysters and an order of fries please?

by Dr. Deedles McDuckerson Phd May 16, 2023

DUNNY OYSTER

BROWN COLORED SPUTUM EXTRACTED FROM DEEP INSIDE THE LUNG.

I WAS WORKING WITH BOB ALL NIGHT AND HE KEPT SPITTING DUNNY OYSTERS ON THE WAREHOUSE FLOOR. I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO HURL.

by NIGHT WEENY July 27, 2009