paint the pipe

masturbation

Ever since Paul's girl dumped him, all he does is paint the pipe.

by Flannelguy June 7, 2009

Protein Pipe

The Protein Pipe, is a common name for a huge cock. it gets the name protein pipe because it is a long hard shaft that sprays out protein (seimen) when erroused. Body builders are known to ejaculate into eachothers mouths so they can get the maximum amount of protein they would like so they can become hench!!

Mr Homer tried his seimen and sucked on his protein pipe to become a hench body builder and wanted to taste his salty egg whites and see what girls go through...

by lamb167827553 November 28, 2011

Lumber Pipe

When you are laying pipe so good that it makes her want to yell “TIMBER!”

I’m going to clear her forest with the lumber pipe!

by TheSlanginWayneGang June 28, 2019

Pleasure Pipe

Penis, cock, phallus

Why does Andre always have to brag about how long his pleasure pipe is?

by TheCaptainiscalling June 14, 2012

pipe mouse

A new or used tampon.

This girl and I were about to get it on, but it was her time of the month. She decided to pull the pipe mouse and go at it.

by Blunt instrument May 20, 2017

pipe pill

An adulterated ecstasy pill. A horrible excuse for an ecstasy pill, which should only contain MDMA, MDA, or another form of the MDxx family of chemicals in it. The pill most likely contains meth-amphetamine, but can also have amphetamines, caffeine, pseudo-ephedrine, procaine, etc in it.

Do not buy those pipe pills, they are straight meth bombs, you might as well smoke some shit and stay up for a couple of days.

by Steven Gus Petropoulos January 2, 2009

dirt pipe

dirt pipe is a way to slang worg for ass hole.

Billy: "I am going to fuck your ass so hard you won't shit for a week."
Jane: "O' yes give it to me as hard as you can in my dirt pipe."

by Little Jonny May 4, 2006