Rags to riches

A shitty ass bar in Grand Rapids, MI where herpes is included with the cover charge. It is also known as "Fags to Bitches"

20 year old: Wanna go to Rags to riches tonight? it's the only place that will let us in.

Other 20 year old: Yea, let me go get my flat brimed hat!

by Bulldog69 September 29, 2011

spirit rag

Your catch rag that you turn to after a lonely night of jacking off five times. Never washed, it is discarded only after it has become too stiff and jagged that it causes brutal injury when fornicated with.

Cheryl vomited when she found Jake's spirit rag. He said he wouldn't have one if she swallowed more often.

by Boner Binker October 26, 2006

rectum rag

Toilet paper for the poor.

Dagnamit, use both sides of the rectum rag, ya idjit.

by Kool Kolino January 2, 2005

swag rag

a cool new word for tampon

hold on, if i don't change my swag rag soon i might get toxic shock syndrome

by loserwhousesurbandictionary August 6, 2011

Dish Rag

Another word for a person who is a douche bag.
Both words sound alike. But one feels less gross to say.

He cheats and flirts with other girls while he has a girlfriend, what a dish rag.

by ForeverNever_ July 9, 2011

Cunt-rag

A wiping implement for use following a particularly vicious gangbang.

Sally, despite her extreme exhaustion, grabbed her cunt-rag quickly before the 5 gallons of semen dripped from her woman-hole.

by Jesus-sauce March 26, 2008

jizz rag

an insult calling sumone a cum soaker

Nhiron is a jizz rag

by $upreme.zzz October 25, 2016