John Stones

Perhaps the greatest player that has ever graced the world of football. It’s a well known fact that the sport was actually invented in 1994 when the beautiful bastard was born.

Bruno Fernandes: Why can’t we win the derby?

Harry Maguire: Because City have the greatest player in the world, John Stones!

by johnstonespropaganda November 22, 2021

Time Stones

Magic time rocks that appear in the video game Sonic CD, they automatically grant you a good future, no super form though

God fucking damn it Terry, i would have gotten all the time stones if it werent for that last special stage

by name99769 August 25, 2021

Stone Blasted

Adjective. Being in a state of considerable intoxication esp. involving multiple substances at the same time.

Yo son I am Stone Blasted off that shit!

by withinthecube December 27, 2012

Stone Call

Like a drunk dial, except calling someone when you're high

I should definitely stop stone calling girls and telling them how my dick is made out of concrete.

by bb+af October 6, 2011

Milk Stoned

Consuming enough breast milk endocannabinoids to get sleepy (applies to infants, but we don't judge)

DAMN! Boo those titties are FIRE! They got me MILK STONED!!

by Sir Nut Musk March 7, 2023

Robo-Stoned

To be so high, you are believed to be inhuman or a machine due to your actions while under the influence

Bob: Yo did you see Tim last night?
Randy: Yeah he was fuckin Tripping
Bob: Nah my G he was Robo-stoned
Randy: Shit dude

by BillCosbyNiquil June 2, 2018

stone gossard

cool ass guitarist in the cool ass band pearl jam. wrote pretty much every pearl jam hit ever. once said “I write every song for Eddie, He’s my muse".

person 1: who's that guy playing guitar in front of 20k?

person 2: oh thats stone gossard!

by shoe-the-shoeless April 18, 2022