Max blew his wad during the conference call giving the entire staff a Zoom Facial. Max is no longer employed with the company.
by SrslyGuise September 25, 2023
Get the Zoom Facialmug. by chaoscameagain April 2, 2020
Get the Zoomedmug. Zoom, or the free video-calling app, is otherwise a minimalist, school-and-business-favoured Skype. ZOOM may stand for Zombifying Online Ordnance Machines.
"Hey, what do you have lessons on?"
"I use zoom."
"Holy shit, I use discord. My teachers decided to t-"
Zoom guy: *spid*
"I use zoom."
"Holy shit, I use discord. My teachers decided to t-"
Zoom guy: *spid*
by Stranger Words October 10, 2020
Get the Zoommug. by Tavor July 26, 2020
Get the zoommug. The stolen moments of peace and solitude created when an invitee is late to a Zoom/video call. The gift of time that provides a welcome window for clear thought, heightened focus and the unexpected completion of tasks.
Alice's task list was daunting and causing her great stress so the gift of 7 minutes of 'breathing zoom' was most welcome.
by paulborthwick October 16, 2020
Get the breathing zoommug. I hopped on the call, but it was Zoom full—looked like half the company decided to show up just to say nothing.
The meeting was Zoom full—faces in every box, microphones off, enthusiasm optional.
The meeting was Zoom full—faces in every box, microphones off, enthusiasm optional.
by Anaxim October 16, 2025
Get the Zoom Fullmug. Where school is today, the future app which online classes are, and edit your background to a lavish mansion to show off to your friends. School is inevitable.
Jessica: What are you doing?
Michelle: Going on zoom
Jessica: Why
Michelle: We have a maths class right now your late
Michelle: Going on zoom
Jessica: Why
Michelle: We have a maths class right now your late
by a typical human being April 28, 2020
Get the Zoommug.