Rinse the office

To cleanse one's bottom, using only saliva and tongue.

I paid you $40 to rinse the office. Heres $40 more for a job well done!

by ZaddyMac September 17, 2021

Office-speak

I work in a hospital. Over the years, I have noticed the Human Resources director expresses himself using the same old, tired phrases. Then my boss started using them! Such as, it is what it is, instead of giving me an answer to my question. Instead of saying "I talked to so and so, it is ALWAYS, "I touched base". "Reach out" is just texting somebody. The worst is " I shared that with so and so". I feel like I should say, Thanks for Sharing!

Please talk to me normally, not in office-speak!

by Valteena July 10, 2021

Officer Quack

Officer Quack is a pretty lit youtube channel created by a pewdipie war general. Constantly promoting his channel and telling people to help out in the war. He is a hero at least.

"hey you watched how Officer Quack kept yelling about the war? he's a hero man!"

by x9thStarx March 13, 2019

Office dweller

What is another word for office dweller. We use that for managers who never leave their office to help at work.

John is an office dweller and has no idea what is happening in his own building because he never leaves his office.

by NurseMary April 23, 2016

Fig-Office

Fig office lots of differed people in different places coming together to create something random. If you don't know how to answer a question you can answer with "fig-office".

Omg did you hear about fig-office.
What is the weather? It's fig-office.

by Dr. Mushed April 16, 2018

probing officer

another word for a probation officer

my probing officer extended it, now im fucked.

by tincopper2 May 09, 2013

Office Coffee

Generic term justifying terrible-tasting coffee. Common flavor characteristics include: Burnt, Diluted, Stale, Muddy-water etc.

"Who put Bertha in charge of making the coffee in the morning? It tastes like swamp water."
"What do you expect? It's just Office Coffee."

by Reemster October 03, 2014