by GI Jane 1 March 28, 2022
Dolores Jane Umbridge, or just Umbridge, is the toad faced cunt that first appears in Harry Potter and the Order of the Pheonix. She is loathed by almost every student, teacher or employee in Hogwarts, aside from Slytherin house which she shows blatant favouritism to, and the caretaker Filch. She has committed several atrocities to many characters, such as her firing Harry to carve *I must to tell lies* into his hand for weeks on end, forcefully sacking Treylawney, refusing to teach the students and actual education, attempting to sack and Hagrid, and nearly killing McGonagall in the process and trying to send Albus Dumbledore to Azkaban. In The Deathly Hallows, she becomes the Minister for Magic, and starts making illegal court cases against muggleborn witches and and wizards. At the end of the series, she is committed to Azkaban. In HP, almost every single character has something redeemable and there is barely a character that is completely hated. That being said, I have never found a character who doesn't despise Umbridge.
HP fan: Hey, do you think Lucius Malfoy was a good character?
Me: Well, he's no Dolores Jane Umbridge.
Me: Well, he's no Dolores Jane Umbridge.
by Ravenclaw Prefect October 13, 2018
by TakeMeToYourPlanet November 10, 2013
A secret, exclusive group of intelligent, very attractive young men who meet to drink alcohol, smoke high grade marijuana and ponder the meaning of life amongst other key philosophical matters which only they can decide upon how to fix using their own brand of pot head infused mayhem.
Last known members of this secret society were Gin Man, Captain Pot-head, Munch, Sketch, O.D, J.D, Stiffy, Dr. Green and part-time member O.D - 182.
They have also been known to have 'mad' freestyle rap 'skillz'.
(This exclusive man club is in no way affiliated with anything Spiderman related).
Last known members of this secret society were Gin Man, Captain Pot-head, Munch, Sketch, O.D, J.D, Stiffy, Dr. Green and part-time member O.D - 182.
They have also been known to have 'mad' freestyle rap 'skillz'.
(This exclusive man club is in no way affiliated with anything Spiderman related).
by JD (MJB) March 20, 2012
From Full Metal Jacket
"your days of fingerbanging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties ARE OVER!"
"your days of fingerbanging ol' Mary Jane Rottencrotch through her pretty pink panties ARE OVER!"
by Joe Smith September 24, 2004
Noun: A person who is smoking marijuana for the first time, usually followed by excessive coughing and a repeating statement of "I'm so high."
The Virgin Mary Jane began eating all of my pizza rolls and kept saying "I'm so high."
That pussy only took one hit.
That pussy only took one hit.
by Hansonpaulsey October 12, 2009
To launch blood soaked tampons out the car window with a bazooka at peoples houses that you don't like
by Flex/Scrilla/Skeet/T-dawg June 15, 2004