nine inch nails

Nails that are nine inches in proportion.

Simon: "I need to build a house. How long should the nails be?"
Tamorania: "Nine inches. You need nine inch nails"

by Tre' Sowers February 20, 2007

Light Blue Nails

What light blue nails mean is that when a girl has light blue nail polish on she has a boyfriend.

“Yo man look how cute that girl is ima go ask for her snap”
“Bro do you not see her light blue nails she has a boyfriend”

by Chickennugs4life July 14, 2021

Toe Nail Sacrifice

When a person sacrifices a toe nail in order to save the life/lives of a person/people who may or may not have been forced in to a very hostile hostage situation, usually resulting in the prevention of thousands of fatalities and/or a significant increase of activity in the illegal ivory trade.

Andrew: "Come on man, you know this is wrong, just stop this madness just let them go, I'll do anything!"

Terrorist:"You know there's only one thing you can do Andy, you wanna be a hero well it's time to show your true colours!"

Andrew:"You dont mean........."

Terrorist:"Yeah Andy boy I mean it and i mean it good its time for a TOE NAIL SACRIFICE!!!"

Hostages:"Thankyou Andrew!"

by MudOnMe November 5, 2011

Shovel nail action

When someone has huge accumulations of dirt under there nails.. And it looks like they have used their nails to shovel dirt and/or faeces.

’Damn Lisa has some shovel nail action’ Greg gagged heavily.

by AstrayMind98 June 28, 2020

harder than nails

Wood hardens with age. After a period of time, you can't drive nails in some types. A carpenter might call such wood "harder than nails".

The term could be applied to many other materials that harden with age, often as an exaggeration; often food.

hard, stale, inedible

Those left-over biscuits are harder than nails.

by caloo_calay December 2, 2013

nail jello to a tree

the act of attempting something impossible.

Getting my girlfriend to give me head ,is like trying to nail jello to a tree.

by wslngy December 2, 2015

Northern Nail Nipper

During Coitus, a male will insert his index finger into the females anus and collect feces onto his finger and nail. He next inserts the same finger into the woman's vagina then uses his feces covered finger to scratch the vaginal wall until it bleeds. Then inserts his penis into the vagina and uses the feces-blood combination as lubricant.

"That Hoe was so nasty she wanted a northern nail nipper. Tell you what, it was warm, squishie and very enjoyable."

Commonly practiced in central Ohio.

by buckeye02 January 9, 2012