pimp [noun]

Colloquially, a socially successful, well-esteemed male who garners female attraction and is generally respected/envied by other males.

"Did you see him walk up to those chicks flauting his fly gear and get all their phone numbers? What a pimp!"

by Credible MBA March 25, 2004

Falsepoop [Noun]

Falsepoops are both a feeling and a phenomena. They may present themselves as sharts or disguise themselves as megashits. But these are merely squeakers that cause the discomfort prompting you to take siege of the porcelain throne. When you do finally sit down and force that motherfucker out; you may produce a marble, or nothing at all. What you have here sir or madam, is a falsepoop.

Falsepoop Noun "There I sat so broken hearted, but twas falsepoop; I had and just barely sharted."

Person 1: Man, I can't believe I sat on the toilet for 3 minutes, missing my show for a false poop.
Person 2: I held my false poop in, I looked kinda dumb for a minute, but I'm good.
Person 3: Hold on, I think I'm having a false poop right now, nope I'm sharting.

Person 4: How is this not a crazy shitstorm right now, all of this pushing over a false poop?

by Fismo February 12, 2014

Trojan nougat

A condom filled with excitement

I ordered a Snickers bar but got a trojan nougat instead.

by Double_A_Ron June 27, 2016

singular noun

Name of a person, a place, a thing or an idea.

The opposite of plural noun.

ex: elephant, turtle, table, life

A singular noun is a single noun :,D
just like me :,)

by LenZenZero August 5, 2018

Oof (noun)

An undesirable or unpleasant experience

Tim: I just failed my Spanish exam.
Me: That's an Oof (noun).

by Big Deangus April 10, 2019

parmi nous

when the among us is SUS but its in FRENCH !!!

i like parmi nous oui oui

by totally not nyx December 19, 2021

Wipe (noun)

It’s a freaking wipe. Get you face dirty right now. Now clean yourself off. What did you use? A towel? A cloth? A WIPE MABEY? Jesus I’m done with the internet

Sally got the shit beat out of her at recess, so she asked the teacher to get a WIPE to clean herself off. Sally doesn’t snitch. Sally isn’t a coward. The Wipe (noun) is useful for cleaning

by The janitor who uses wipes May 21, 2023