Muffin Humper

A women of lesbian decent who proceedingly attempts to grind up on any and all pussy in the vacinity.

"Maddie is such a muffin humper."

by Nerdstock October 2, 2013

muffin hour

When it's so late and you're so tired that everything is funny.

We can only watch bad movies during muffin hour.

by scrunnchy August 5, 2015

Muffin slicer

When a person has a "gut" or a "muffin top" and inserts there hand or penis in the area between where the breast or "tits" sit on top of the "gut" or "muffin top" and strokes back and forth resembling a knife cutting a muffins top.

Yo shawty got a mean muffin top Ima have to hit her with a muffin slicer

by Booga G January 27, 2016

moftiss

Moftiss are actually the name of the evil pair formed by Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss, writers of BBC Sherlock that only brought sorrows to the fandom. They are, for a fact, each an half of Satan's soul. The two together formed the entirety of Satan's being.

Person 1 : cry
Person 2 : oh. Moftiss strikes again.

by Johnlock-is-the-only-valid-shi June 16, 2017

muffin wax

a guy that cums on men

your a muffin wax

by Super sucked September 27, 2020

Maftin

Hot.

You don’t need a coat it’s proper maftin.

by KweenDee April 6, 2021

Coconut Muffin

Right when you are about to come, you pull out and frost a muffin with your jizz and make the girl eat it.

Yo, that ho thought my coconut muffin tasted great last night. She was begging me for another!

by OnlyBlackdude in Montana March 25, 2010