Muffin Surprise

A particulary unpleasant fart that is completely unexpected by the party being surprised; usually in a setting that is not fart-friendly.

Sitting in church with my friend, I released a silent fart that packed a horrendous odor. I wispered to him that he had been muffin surprised. He was outraged and relocated to another pew.

by K.O.T.W. April 19, 2010

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Slippery Muffin

When you drink milk out of a woman's vagina during oral sex.

The Slippery Muffin is my favorite activity to do with my girlfriend after a long day of work.

by Dr. Herman Von Vienerschnitzel May 30, 2013

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Inappropriate Muffin

Another addition to the Awkward Turtle family of hand gestures. The left hand is clenched into a fist then the right hand is placed over the top and closed around the fist to create a muffin shape.

Boy: Your ass is peng ;)
Girl: *Inappropriate Muffin*

by Soapy17 September 21, 2011

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A majestic lady who tends to make weird cat sounds and yell omnomnom. She also usually has a mild obsession with drawing pokemon as people. She is the epitome of perfect and hilarious. Everyone. Not to be confused with the Omnominable Snowman.

Prince: Meow
Pixy Muffin: Meow
Prince: OMNOM
Pixy Muffin: OMNOMNONOMONOMONOMONOM
Prince: I luh you!
Pixy Muffin: -turkey sounds-

by Chrome Prince February 7, 2013

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Myer muffin

When 2 or more people circle jerk onto a cookie. The person who ejaculates the most/last person has to eat the cookie. Something you would only do if the homo in you was strong.

Kid one: yo did you hear Kenny pulled a myer muffin?
Kid two: Oh I didn't yuck!

by Cookieareyummy264 September 18, 2009

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