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peyton manning

Peyton manning throws the ball away like a fucking pussy...
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Manning

A term for a man who gets a fake tan.
Dave left work early so he could go manning before his date with Julia.

Shawn says he goes manning instead of tanning so he doesn't come off as less of man.
by arrowbrooke April 13, 2010
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Mannes College of Music

One of the three main conservatories in New York City, the other being the Juilliard School and the Manhattan School of Music. Smaller than its counterparts and criminally underfunded, Mannes has earned a reputation for having demanding theory and ear training curricula. While the quality of its students vary from moderate to abhorrently terrible, the kids come out knowing slightly more than the average conservatory student given that the school actually teaches the student something outside their instrument. Notable students and graduates include Frederica von Stade, Murray Perahia, George Rochberg, Myung-Whun Chung, and Lara St John, among others.

Mannes is currently under the ownership of The New School, a pretentious, poorly administered university system based in lower Manhattan that always succeeds at making itself look better than it actually is. Fortunately, Mannes is one of the more independent schools currently owned by The New School, even if it still has to bear the mark of the university system's name in its "proper", verbose title: "Mannes College The New School for Music"
An aspiring pianist from Afghanistan
Became a devout Byron Janis fan
Wrote he, “Who can learn me
To master my Czerny?”
Replied pianist Janis, “The Mannes can.”

Violinist (applying for a job): "I hold a B.M. from the Mannes College of Music in violin performance."
Interviewer: "How do you feel this school has helped you as a performer?"
Violinist: "Well, I still sound like I did when I was a sophomore in high school, but at least now I can read in seven clefs!"
by 142857142857 January 26, 2011
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Dick manning

For purposes of trick photography, you hide your own penis and present another persons penis (sans body) in the photograph, to give the allusion of it being cut off (similar to horse manning).
That was a hilarious dick manning photo with your penis tucked backwards and your friends penis between your legs.
by tonebone69 August 19, 2011
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Dhar Mann

Absolute chad. He's not just making stories, he's changing lives
Aiden: What would Dhar Mann do?
Dave: He'd change lives, and so you see Aiden, you should buy some Dhar Mann T-Shirts
by Koramozidk. December 8, 2021
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manning

VERB:

to perform man-sexual activities, usu. with other males,

to go out and engage in or seek out "man on man" sexual activity.

NOUN:

highly sex-focused gay club hopping

OTHER VARIATIONS

"to man", "to be manned", "manning", "I will have manned".
A: "Dude, I'm so bored... what do you want to do tonight"
B: "Let's go manning!"

A: "Where have you been, I was worried sick!"
B: "I was out manning all day... so, what's for dinner?"

A: "I met this guy at the bar last night and oh, I manned him so hard!"
by mans-man February 22, 2011
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mannequin

A really hot girl, that has a prefect ass, perfect body but is really stupid. (no Brain)
Riley: Yo Bro, Theres this new girl in my English class and she such a mannequin.

Sean: yea that blond mannequin, I saw her too. she so hot, but so stupid.
by The Dutch Master June 7, 2011
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