mouse mattress

A sanitary napkin, such as a kotex.

My girlfriend is on her period and left a box of mouse mattresses next to the toilet.

by Gruff457 August 19, 2021

Machey Mouse

It's like Mickey Mouse but funnier, if you look at Machey Mouse he is a chicken

Why are being such Machey Mouse?

by Free slushie and pretzel February 1, 2018

Mouse Harvesting

To tortiously remove ones tampon from in between their legs.

Damn, that bitch Madeline been mouse harvesting all day!

by Dr. Raun Cloywne January 24, 2017

mouse whisperer

A person good at computers. A person skilled in doing anything quickly and comfortably on a computer, laptop, tablet or smart phone usually using a mouse or not.

My wife got on the computer and fixed our mortgage payment issue then paid the bank in 10 minutes with just some clicks of the mouse. She’s a mouse whisperer.

by LDL1 April 16, 2020

computer mouse

In the past it was known as an elecronic device used to move the cursor on a computer screen.

It is now only a device for making idiotic puns.

Person: "My computer mouse isn't working"
Person who thinks they are original: "Have you tried giving it cheese? HahhshshsH!H1h1111!"

by Ravenclaw af August 7, 2017

tapping the mouse

While hugging a girl's leg, vigorously fisting her and laughing at the same time.

"Please choose a security question in case you forget your password."
Q: What was your favorite childhood pastime?

A: tapping the mouse

by EJQ November 6, 2010

Callum the mouse

Callum L is a mouse.We all knew it from day 1,He roams around the school looking for food and loom bands to flick at people.He try’s his best to annoy his friends and family.He also has a fascination with a man called Mr parry.

Callum the mouse:Your mum *Mouse noises*
Mr parry:Me and my colleagues are sick of year 8s
Callum:*Mocks him* *mouse noises*

by Man lyke tapped don April 12, 2019