Morning Pop

When you spend a night partying and end up home with fast food of some sort. Leaving it on your night table for the ice to melt over night, you wake up thirsty as hell and slam it. Usually in the morning, hence the name morning pop.

Girl: I was so wasted last night, i woke up and had so much morning pop.
Boy: Nasty! But so did i!!!
Both: hahahahaha

by McMelody November 7, 2007

Morning Internet

Internet slower than you normally have

Ah fuck i have morning internet

by IAmTheRolo August 22, 2018

Morning persian

Waking up to a blow job from a woman with hairy armpits.

I got super drunk and took this girl home from the bar last night. I woke up to a morning Persian.

by Wayofthekracken September 15, 2019

Morning Poop

Where else is the 12 hours of sewage gonna go?

When you wake up in the morning and you have to take the some of the biggest shits you've ever seen.

"Dang, when I wake up every morning, I feel like I have to shit. I feel obliged to do it every morning, or else my day is just weird."

"It's called a morning poop, Joe. Get it right."

by A price of shit October 20, 2019

It’s not a Friday morning

“It’s not a Friday morning unless you’ve seen Bowie’s ass” referring to David Bowie’s China Girl video. Means that you can only have a friday morning if you’ve seen Bowie’s ass that day.

Ugh I’m so annoyed that it’s not a Friday morning.

by yoko ono March 28, 2019

Morning Party

A party at midnight that goes till 6am with music blasting through speakers at max volume without stopping.

I couldn't sleep, my neighbors had a Morning Party.

by Msmote June 11, 2020

Morning rubout

When you wake up and masturbate before even getting out of bed.

I got out of bed after a morning rubout didn't help me get back to sleep

by GaaraoftheDamned August 29, 2012