Grit Monster

A chubby kid that is addicted to smoking grits

Dude that kid over there is such a grit monster

by Yu Know Who dis be June 23, 2008

Bum Monster

When a girl wears really tight trousers or jogging bottoms that ride up the crack of their ass. Women of a larger frame are more likely to be visited by the Bum Monster. In extreme cases the whole of the garment can be sucked up into the body.

My god check out that fat birds ass

Yeah she's been visited by the Bum Monster

by Thrillhou123 May 17, 2009

Hug Monster

A creation on the official forums for the 2008 game Spore, invented by member TheLudicrous. It is a plushy-looking, green homicidal rapist. The only way to kill one is to use a bowling ball on it. Its weaknesses are Twinkies, a special doughnut from outer space, and ringtone sensation Crazy Frog. Its enemies are Susan the Anti-Hug Monster, a female humanoid with wings, and Splash Drop, and anthropromorfic rain drop.

Look out for Hug Monsters in your bedroom, they've been known to stalk you there.

by GandWuser July 29, 2009

cockness monster

When a penis is so large that it reaches the water in a toilet bowl.

Oh man, my cockness monster just went for a swim.

by Dt.Stabler May 31, 2010

Monster Cock

An extremely huge penis.

With her captive tied naked to her bed the evil Wicked Wanda gazed down on Agent Long with an evil smirk, as she fondled and squeezed his incredible monster cock.

by barefeet98 December 22, 2008

Vagina Pants Monster Man

A person who gets so much VAGINA they're a monster

Jake:Hey you remember Todd?

Tom: Yeah he's totally a Vagina Pants monster man!

by Bigboi7777 May 17, 2011

monster

{adjective}: A term used to describe an act or an individual that is badass, hardcore, gnarly, ill, savage, or rad.

"That jump was so monster!"

"Keep it monster, man"

by noniG December 21, 2009